Who can remember normal forum software?

Hi o/ guys! Remember normal forum software… such as phpBB, vBulletin, Invision -Community- right?

And, so, I’ve opened [Profile] Preferences here to configure whatever and this is what the “Interface” section is showing me; I’m just posting for kicks, because it’s amusing how I’d need to RTFM in order to [even try to] comprehend what these are:

Enable defer to mark topics unread

  • Dafuq does that mean?

Automatically unpin topics when I reach the bottom.

  • Yeah, ok; unpin, from where? Why?

Hide my public profile and presence features

  • Huh? The CIA’s trying to kill me? :slight_smile:

Show counts on browser icon

  • As opposed to showing it, somewhere (else)? What, which counts? Why, ffs? LOL

Background page title displays count of:

  • Ugh, background page?.. title? Whaa??

After a bookmark reminder notification is sent:

  • Um, fixing to mess with more of my options? xD TF, LOL!

Skip new user onboarding tips and badges

  • WHAT?! :o

Alright, cool! That’s it, not even going to try and talk about the “Tracking” section of Preferences as it is >entirely< unreadable… especially when compared to that other ^^ forum software, where everything is laid out nicely and perfectly understandable (as well as easily manageable)